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  2. danny devito legit fucking tweeted this

    (Source: nosdrinker)

     
  3. rudesby:

    BURT MACKLIN: STARLORD.

    (Source: starlorrd, via nosdrinker)

     

  4. Psa 2 ants

    princeowl:

    plantpastelblog:

    princeowl:

    plantpastelblog:

    Stop crawling on me

    message from the ants: they say no and that you should buy more cilantro 

    tell the ants i dont have throwaway cash to buy cooking herbs and they can get their own 

    message from the ants: please we’re having mexican tonight 

    (via weakskeletonnerd)

     
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  6. The Four Knights of Lord Gwyn 

    (Source: theshyghost, via weakskeletonnerd)

     

  7. courtnog:

    okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
    do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

    (via acerebral)

     
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  10. shrexy:

    pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
    cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

    (via acerebral)