1. rapunzelie:



    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

    it’s called makeup

    you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

    (via morningmusume)

  2. flowersforsansa:

    It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Cold Opens

    (via rockmeannadeus)

  4. rockmeannadeus:

    I’m going to be selling lip balms, sugar scrubs, and bath bombs in my shop when it’s up so I made a test sugar scrub tonight and it smells like raspberry vanilla and I made it this super groovy color hell yeah!


  7. molebucks:



    treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

    no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

    *4-second-long fart noise*

    (via rockmeannadeus)

  8. Alternate names for the Mass Effect Games Pt. 2

    (Source: paragon-playthrough, via rockmeannadeus)

  9. (Source: axelkatten, via rockmeannadeus)


  10. realhousewivesofnightvale:

    Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.

    (via rockmeannadeus)